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May 28th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Here Comes the Sun: The Three Es

invadingthecityofangels Here Comes the Sun: The Three Es

I’m getting on a plane at 7:30am on Sunday morning and flying to Los Angeles for the first time in my life. To be honest, I’m a little nervous. I used to travel quite a bit when I was younger but haven’t in some time. Life in New York tends to work in one of two ways. Either you’re a jet setter, one of those people that have some kind of crazy glamorous job that sends them all over the world for business and pleasure or you’re city bound. Make no mistake, it’s hard to get out of this place even just for a day. My favorite joke is that even if you walk over one of the bridges or through the tunnels, there’s going to be some gruff civil servant demanding two dollars to cross the border beyond the city limits. It gets comfortable though. Sometimes the city is a big enough world on its own. I don’t know what to expect from LA other than for it to be hot as hell, for the food to be expensive, and for the people to be a whole lot blonder.

Then there’s E3.

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May 22nd, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Samus Aran: Heroine or Space Harlot?

Posted by Nadia Oxford

samuszerosuit Samus Aran: Heroine or Space Harlot?Today, the world received lovely news: all three installments of the Metroid Prime series will be collected on one Wii disc. Opinions are mixed about Metroid Prime 2 and 3, but the Gamecube’s most vocal critics shrank back from Metroid Prime like a vampire withering away from a crucifix.

As can be expected, the news of a Metroid-rich future has sparked a lot of conversation about the series’ heroine: Samus Aran. Samus is easily gaming’s most admired female character, well-liked for her steady footing, perseverance, and sense of duty. But her self-discipline doesn’t wash away her humanity, a point illustrated throughly by the climactic fight with Mother Brain at the end of Super Metroid.

Moreover, Samus retains respect for being selectively modest. If you put forth your very best performance in a Metroid game, you might catch a glimpse of the bounty hunter out-of-suit. If you slack, well, enjoy fantasizing about a big tin suit.

It’s easy to mark Metroid’s famous endings as mere fanservice, but when Samus unveils, you’re not just being rewarded with a big ol’ slice of cheesecake: you’re earning a (figuratively) naked glimpse at one of gaming’s most reserved heroes. This revelation was especially important in the 8-bit era. It wasn’t just a shock to find out that Samus was a girl: discovering that there was a happily-waving human at the core of that bulky robot suit was pretty thrilling, too. It was one of console gaming’s earliest and most important twists of character.

Now that Samus’ popularity has finally gained momentum, some gamers wonder if her appeal as character is being drained in favour of bigger slices of the aforementioned cheesecake. Samus has long avoided being made up like the same brand of gaming tart that’s available for ten cents a dozen these days, but there’s worry that might be changing.

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May 18th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

It’s the Game that Never Ends, It Just Goes On and On My Friends…

thesongthat Its the Game that Never Ends, It Just Goes On and On My Friends...

So, what’s the longest period of time you’ve ever spent on any individual single player game? I ask because over a month later, I’m still playing Rune Factory Frontier. Technically I’ve completed it and am in the process of writing a review for it. Also technically, Rune Factory is the type of game that’s never really finished. I have no idea if my stint with this game is a personal record, but it’s gotta’ be up there. Frontier is hardly alone in its marathon status, however.

Typically, when I play through a game and reach the end of its main objective, I stop playing. If there’s bonus content, I promise myself to come back to it later. Then there are the games that strike a chord of interest in me, maybe even obsession, that call me back to play again and again. If I could figure out what that magic formula was I’d bottle it and sell it to the industry for a tidy profit.

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May 7th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

I Still Hate Toon Link

no toon link I Still Hate Toon Link

Whilst browsing GoNintendo, I came across this nifty piece of fan art and the comment, “Wouldn’t it be interesting if Nintendo took Samus in this type of artistic direction? “.

Hell no.

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