If you're looking to impress a party animal, you have to show that you have the chops to throw a kick-ass party.

Luckily, this isn't that difficult to pull off. All you need is:

• a nice space,
• sufficient amounts of both food and booze, and
• a good mix of people.

Once you've taken care of all this, you can seal the deal by...showing your balls.

These pretty globe lights by La Case de Cousin Paul are charmingly referred to on their website as "fancy lights" or "balls" and even -- sometimes -- "big balls." What's especially awesome is that you can custom-design your own string of either 20, 35, or 50 lights by choosing from the 38 different thread colors available.

Yeah, party guy. Your future does look bright.

[$25-$50, Le Case de Cousin Paul]

[Via Apartment Therapy]