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Looking for a Sparkly Vampire to Share My Nights With

I can't stand it anymore.

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Date or Run Screaming: Smell Like Semen, Sweat, and Blood

With a cologne, you seek to smell nice as to incite a reaction and attract a mate, much like in the wild.

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Have a Horrifying Time

[$500, New Museum Store]I have a thing for theme parties and odd celebrations. For Dia de los Muertos, I asked guests to bring dishes passed down from beloved family members past. During Grilled Cheese Month, I had a Wine and (Grilled) Cheese Party.