You see each other every day, but you still haven't gotten to first base. Hell, you haven't even gotten out of the dugout. Yep, you've got a serious office crush, and not even your cubicle walls seem to notice.
Judging by how frantic we get in the moments before a new flame is due to arrive at our place, the fastest way to a spotless apartment is to invite someone over.And the fastest way to third base is to avoid sending them screaming into the night due t
