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Halloween Resource: Festive Neckties

I wear holiday socks and a pair of horns every Halloween, just to be festive. It's a conversation-starter, and I sort of love how natural the horns look in my brown hair. I get double-takes. Shouts of solidarity as I walk down the street.

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Happy Hour: Buy Her a Stout

[Photo via]Though I'm more of a wine drinker than a beer drinker, leaning toward the Cabernets and Pinot Noirs as the weather turns cooler, I feel lame ordering the house red at most bars.

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Velvet: Why They Can't Keep Their Hands Off You

While I love the flashes of skin inherent in summer wardrobes, there's something about cold-weather clothing that's just so deliciously tactile.

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Halloween Resource: Forever 21

At this point in our lives, Halloween is obviously just an excuse to dress up as some sexy, slutty iteration of something and have anonymous sex with the guy dressed up as Indiana Jones.

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Cheap Date: Sledding Without the Sled

[Photo via]According to Weather.com, it'll be a high of 44° today. For the love of god. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if it suddenly started snowing.Some people think this is exciting.

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Count Sheep Together Under Your Cozy Flannel Sheets

Are those sexy young things you're taking home every night always sneaking out in the middle of the night? If you want them to stay put, you've got to make your bed the go-to destination.Now, that's it cold, flannel sheets should do the trick.

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My New Fall Jacket [Starting the Season with a Bang]

This is my new fall jacket.Or, um, it will be once I get my next paycheck.Because, you see, I want to start the new season with a bang, and what better way to stop traffic than with a bright (super-bright) yellow jacket that shows off my long legs an

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Sales Alert: 9/18/09

I'm sort of in love with this criss-cross ruffle tank top from The Gap. The ruffles are both sweet and cleavage-highlighting. Which is why I'm thrilled it's on sale for $19.99 (previously $24.50).

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The Layered Look: Perfect for a Cold-Weather Striptease

[Photo via]In the past, I've continuously fallen fashion victim to my bulky, frumptastic winter wardrobe. While cycling repeatedly through my five blah sweaters, I've thought longingly of my chest-hugging tank tops and flirty skirts and dresses.