Trying to attract the girl of your dreams? A few methods can work, but, depending on your personality, it might be easiest to just turn tricks. No, I don't mean becoming a prostitute (though that may also help in its own ways).
Either your date will be impressed by your taste in interesting modern art or they'll think you're just a weirdo for having a statue of Marilyn Monroe with Mickey Mouse's face for breasts. . .
This kid Jason used to snap my bra straps. Chris used to write me notes, fold them up all tiny, and place them in mini envelopes before passing them along to me between classes.
