May 18th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Secret Weapon Necessary for (Dating) Survival

hola cleavage Secret Weapon Necessary for (Dating) Survival

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The Secret Weapons in My Dating Arsenal:

that electric blue top that hugs my boobage just right, creating incredible cleavage
a well-stacked…um…stocked wine rack
a camera the guys go crazy over (gadgetry: the real way to a man’s heart?)
my sex writing pedigree
a pillow-top mattress

And I suppose the following should go without saying:

brass knuckle soap Secret Weapon Necessary for (Dating) Survival

[$15, Spye]

Slip on a pair of soap knuckles and be squeaky clean for maximal man attraction. Because nothing turns a guy (or gal) off more than some serious B.O.

This all-natural glycerin soap is cast from actual brass knuckles.

Tags: brass knuckles, clean, soap, weapon

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