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May 21st, 2009 at 9:03 am

Shirt of the Day: It’s Summer and I’m Single

Posted by Steph Auteri

john cusack boombox Shirt of the Day: Its Summer and Im Single

Itching to let the ladies know you’re…um…available?

There are no grand gestures necessary. You can reel in every last lady you come into contact with by merely pulling on this shirt:

its summer im single Shirt of the Day: Its Summer and Im Single

[$17.95, Clutch Tees]

Okay. Well, admittedly, results will be mixed.

But I’ve always believed in a good conversation piece.

Other things to consider:

  • something tactile, like a fuzzy iron-on or feathers
  • a word necklace, like this one
  • anything Mystery has worn, such as goggles, giant fuzzy hats, or other bits of ridiculousness

Of course, all of these things can also serve to frighten people away.

Related: Five Things I Suppose I Don’t Miss About Being Single, Singles Stick Together

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One Comment to Shirt of the Day: It’s Summer and I’m Single

  1. Robbing the Cradle | The Modern Materialist commented on May 26, 2009 2:42 pm

    [...] We’ve already discussed secret dating weapons and conversation pieces. [...]

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