Robbing the Cradle

[$69, Banana Republic]
We’ve already discussed secret dating weapons and conversation pieces.
Why not make that concept work side by side with man’s eternal quest for the hot younger woman?
The necklace above is known as a bib necklace and, hell, what’s more youthful than a bib?
If the thought of fetishizing extreme youth disturbs you, just consider this particular bib the ultimate bit of bling. After all, men are just as attracted to shiny, sparkly objects as we are.
And your target male (plus all other males in the vicinity) will probably welcome the good excuse your necklace gives them for the fact that their eyes are buried in your cleavage.
[Via heysusy]
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Oh god, this is hysterical! Seriously. Personally, I like the bib to cover up my lack of…ahem…frontal assets.