May 28th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Shirt Of The Day: Get Anti-Laid

033009 startrek Shirt Of The Day: Get Anti Laid

So Star Trek is cool again, huh? Or at least, Abrams-ified Star Trek is… You have to remember that there are still hundreds of terrible, embarrassing products out there that remind us on a daily basis why our favorite space travelers are one step away from irrelevancy again.

Like our shirt of the day:

klingon ribbed lg3 Shirt Of The Day: Get Anti Laid

Why This Will Get You Anti-Laid: Well, let’s imagine for a second you’re making out with a girl. It’s winter. You’re wearing a sweater. She gives you a naughty look, and pulls off your sweater, revealing this shirt. Six things she will immediately realize, in the following order:

1) You like Star Trek.
2) You like Star Trek enough to wear a shirt about it.
3) You like Star Trek enough to wear a shirt with Worf’s face on it*.
4) You like Star Trek enough to wear a shirt with Worf’s face on it, and make a pun about it.
5) A sex pun.
6) She has made a terrible mistake.

Good luck with that!

[$15, T-Shirt Bordello]

*Granted, if she realizes this, you may have an entirely different problem.