Take Your Home Office Mobile

I know this is kind of obvious, but what we really need in this economy is a new type of executive level SUV. You know, a total gas guzzler that costs thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, just so you can check your e-mail in luxury while you’re on the road.

Being driven.

By a limousine driver. Continue reading »

A Coffee Bacon Table Book

Though we do love our bacon around here, we can’t eat it twenty-four hours a day. Occasionally, we just want to read about it: Continue reading »

Shirt(s) of The Day: Blackest Night

This is post is basically for me and Shaun… Though if you want to get on board what is (believe it or not) the coolest comics event in years, you’ll want to pick up one of these shirts: Continue reading »

Reminder: Win Free SketchFest Tickets

Just a reminder, if you’re in the New York City area, and are a fan of sketch comedy, you’re going to want to check out SketchFest NYC, June 11-13, which presents three days of the best sketch comedy in the world… And we have your chance to see the whole weekend, free. You could win:

- Two pairs of Weekend Passes to SketchFest NYC ($100 value each pass)

All you have to do to win a pair of passes is comment on the post linked here by Thursday, May 28th, and the prize is yours! And, in case you don’t have enough incentive to win tickets: Continue reading »

Modern Materialist Classic: Have Cookie Cutter Sex [NSFWish]

In case you missed it yesterday, we’re going through the vaults, and checking out some of the most popular products in MM history. Today, it’s the Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters:

Sadly, these items, as well, do not seem to exist on the nets anymore, otherwise, we’d be inviting you all over for a sexy cookie party

I did find a link to a foreign site I can’t read, but I think you’ll need to tell me if it’s purchasable there or not.

Modern Materialist Classic: This Product is Called “Male Door Knocker” [NSFW]

Hey gang! I thought it would be fun to take a look back at some of the most popular products in Modern Materialist history, and I’m kicking it off with this little door knocker (censored above for your protection, uncensored below for your pleasure) from March 5, 2008. If you want to check out the original post, click here.

And, here’s a little bit of an update: Continue reading »

Jell-O of The Dead

The only thing more terrifying that the zombie-pocalypse? The tiny zombie-pocalypse. But don’t worry, everybody, it’s just Jell-O! Continue reading »

Anti Theft Coffee Mug [NSFWish]

Since I’m the only one who works in my home office, I don’t really have this problem. But I hear tell that you people wot work in an office often have your favorite coffee mug stolen. Guess what? Problem solved!

The above mug has a plug on a key ring, so when you’re not using the mug, liquid just pours on out.

And now, a quick peek behind the curtain of MM: Often, we’ll put a stock photo before the jump (if you’re reading this on the main page, and not in a feed reader), and then the main product pic after the jump. That was my plan for this post, but then I found a picture in my google image search for “stealing coffee” that was so amazing, it deserves its own “after the jump:” Continue reading »

Contest: Free Tix To SketchFest NYC

If you’re in the New York City area, and are a fan of sketch comedy, you’re going to want to check out SketchFest NYC, June 11-13, which presents three days of the best sketch comedy in the world.

The Fest features people like Kids in the Hall’s Kevin McDonald, and Flight of the Choncords’ Kristen Schaal, and many more, and we have your chance to see the whole weekend, free. You could win:

- Two pairs of Weekend Passes to SketchFest NYC ($100 value each pass)

All you have to do to win a pair of passes is comment on this post (*See below for official rules) by Thursday, May 28th, and the prize is yours! And, in case you don’t win tix: Continue reading »

Shirt Of The Day: I Heart Buffy

I don’t know if any of you guys are super Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans like me, but if you are, I’ve got some actually horrifying news you may want to sit down for:

According to the Hollywood Reporter, there’s a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie coming… Except without Joss Whedon. And made by the people who made the original movie. The Kristy Swanson/Luke Perry movie. The one that was bad.

Don’t worry, I feel your pain. And if you want a little solace, at least there’s our shirt of the day: Continue reading »