Coffee for Couples

[$32, Ponoko]

The way to Laureen’s heart?

Tea, apparently.

Me? I can easily be won over with coffee, whether iced, cold-brewed, sweetened, frapped, or regular.

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Hold My Purse for Me, Honey

[Rolls-Royce 200EX]

I don’t mean to play so heavily into stereotype, but men certainly do seem to love their cars.

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One Less Thing to Do in the Morning

We’ve all been this guy–especially for those of us who aren’t morning people, the sheer amount of energy it takes just to get out of bed, put something decent on, and stir our coffee can be exhausting. Luckily, we can now eliminate one of those morning activities:

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Reel in the Fishies, You Horny Devil, You

[$85, COTO]

As the saying goes, “there are plenty of fish in the sea.” And this is true. However, there are also plenty of fishermen in the sea, way more than there are fish. You’re going to need a tool in your tackle box that separates you from the rest, like these fishing-inspired COTO cufflinks–the perfect bait for catching all the cute little fishies! It’ll leave them wondering what else is in your tackle box.

Or, if you really want to cut to the chase, you can wear your horniness on your sleeve:

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Tea for Two Just Got Sexy

[£185, Cooking Time]

It’s true that any excuse for a mid-afternoon break is a good one, but I’m an especially huge fan of tea time. Maybe with this snazzy kettle from Alessi, I can finally convince that special someone that 1) tea time is awesome, and 2) tea time for two is even awesomer:

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When You Really (Point and) Click

[Spider Camera Holster]

My typical type of guy usually has several constants: He’s tall, skinny, and has no marketable skills.

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Modern Materialist Classic: Want To Pee Standing Up, Ladies?

The past few days, we’ve been taking a fond look back at some of the most popular product posts in MM history. Today, we have one I still find totally ridiculous: Continue reading »

Quick Tip of the Day: Suds and Tonic

[$5, Etsy]

I’ve heard it said more than once that a good gin and tonic is the secret to a successful relationship. It does, after all, combine a touch of class (juniper berries) with a squeeze of zesty fun (lime) and bubbles for good measure. Mix one up for your sweetie and you’ll see what I mean. But since it’s generally not a good idea to booze it up around the clock, may I suggest the gin and tonic soap:

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Wear Your Burger Love On Your Sleeve

If you love burgers so much, Paris, why don’t you just wear one? You can:

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Medical Ailment or Fashion Statement?

And you were worried about cellulite!

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