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May 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am

Style On Wheels

Posted by Steph Auteri

vespa messenger bag Style On Wheels

[$28, DaWanda]

While I didn’t need Shaun to remind me that Vespas are way cool, it seems that the evidence is mounting in favor of this sleek scooter’s ability to attract members of the opposite sex. 

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May 18th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Prepare for Your Date in 10 Easy Steps

Posted by Steph Auteri

primping Prepare for Your Date in 10 Easy Steps

Preparing for a date can be a daunting prospect. After all, one must:

  1. shower, taking care to shave both legs and bikini line 
  2. try on at least 10 different outfits
  3. apply makeup
  4. decide makeup looks trashy
  5. wash off makeup
  6. reapply makeup more tastefully
  7. wrestle with unruly hair, attempting hair clips, headbands, and other instruments of hair torture
  8. admire oneself in front of a full-length mirror, turning this way and that approximately 267 times
  9. decide one looks awful
  10. start over

The last thing you want to worry about is your handbag.

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