Wear Your Seed On Your Sleeves

Being a manly man doesn’t mean you can’t be fashionable–in fact, what better way to show off what a man you are than to wear the product of your manly seed on your sleeve?

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Tailored Suits at Thin Prices

[$443, Thick As Thieves]

We all know that a well-fitted suit is a tool of attraction, but an ill-fitted suit could mean your demise as you drown in a a sea of excess fabric, held down by wide lapels, boxy shoulders, and long sleeves.

Of course, a custom-tailored suit would cost a good amount of moola. Thankfully, Thick As Thieves suits don’t cost much more than a suit you’d pick up at the mall:

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Reel in the Fishies, You Horny Devil, You

[$85, COTO]

As the saying goes, “there are plenty of fish in the sea.” And this is true. However, there are also plenty of fishermen in the sea, way more than there are fish. You’re going to need a tool in your tackle box that separates you from the rest, like these fishing-inspired COTO cufflinks–the perfect bait for catching all the cute little fishies! It’ll leave them wondering what else is in your tackle box.

Or, if you really want to cut to the chase, you can wear your horniness on your sleeve:

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Wear Your Burger Love On Your Sleeve

If you love burgers so much, Paris, why don’t you just wear one? You can:

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Medical Ailment or Fashion Statement?

And you were worried about cellulite!

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A Well-Rounded Tie

[$120, COTO]

The skinny tie isn’t quite the edgy, eye-catching fashion choice it once was. In fact, it’s kind of become the norm now.

If you really want to get the ladies’ attention and incite double-takes wherever you go, pick up a rounded tie for yourself. COTO makes classy, handsewn rounded ties from high-quality fabrics in a variety of colors and styles:

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Fred Perry Vespa, the Epitome of Mod Cool

[photo jpbailey1947's Flickr]

Vespa scooters are insanely cool. They represent a time characterized by wild partying, Blow Up, good music, and sweet outfits. And riding around on a scooter!

Fred Perry, the dandiest of all tennis players, created a clothing line that characterize the preppy mod to a “T”.

Now, Fred Perry and Piaggio have teamed up to bring us the most mod-est product imaginable:

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Bandana Banditos

[photo via pixietart's Flickr]

Girls like bad boys. Stick-up kids, by nature, are bad boys. I mean, they rob stores with bandanas over their mouths for christ sakes!

Or, you can just be a well-dressed hipster and wear really awesome bandanas like these from Box & Flea:

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PacMan Plush Hats

Got gaming on the brain? Make it known with this painfully-dorky-yet-adorable accessory–the Pac-Man plush hat. And look how, uh, great it looks on:

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Are These Boots or Sneakers?

You can’t get into fancy clubs if you’re wearing boots or sneakers. That must make it a billion times more impossible then to get in with these (but who cares, most places that enforce dress codes are incredibly lame):

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