Robbing the Cradle

[$69, Banana Republic]
We’ve already discussed secret dating weapons and conversation pieces.
Why not make that concept work side by side with man’s eternal quest for the hot younger woman?
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Tags: accessories, bib necklace, jewelry, necklace, necklaces
Search By Location IRL

[$100-$300, Maya Brenner Designs]
When surfing personals sites, one can easily search by location, even going so far as to input zip code info and specify a mileage radius.
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Tags: accessories, jewelry, location, necklace, state, states
Do You Love Toilet Paper?

Big toilet paper fan, huh? I know, I know, nothing more fun to do with your weekend than just go browsing in the toilet paper store for the latest toilet paper. Then, you rush home, plug the toilet paper into your toilet player, and then hang out for hours, just letting yourself bask in the glow of awesome, awesome toilet paper.
Time to take your obsession to the next level: Continue reading »
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Love It or Leave It: Bra Necklace

I’m on the busty side and my boobs are a little overwhelming all on their own, so I’m not sure I can pull this off, but this is a statement necklace if I ever saw one. The statement being “Look at my boobs. All four of them,” I guess.
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Tags: accessories, bra, bra necklace, fashion, jewelry, necklace






