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Answer: after she gives us one more present…
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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Last night’s season premiere of the Desperate Housewives of Greedytrash, California featured a long segment about star Gretchen Rossi’s nude photo scandal, which continues to threaten to keep this show on the air.
Rossi’s fellow backstabbers...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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It shouldn’t come as a surprise that we here at Scanner (and Nerve in general) are heavily invested in Mad Men. As devoted fans, we are are both eagerly anticipating and dreading Sunday night, when we’ll see the final episode of the third...
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Nov 6th, 2009
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In yet another display of the finest and least sensational in television entertainment, today’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show features a woman with two vaginas. For your benefit, and because you have to take advantage of the moment before it passes...
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Posted by Greg DeLucia
Nov 6th, 2009
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Someone has found the outtakes from last month’s Rolling Stone spread of Megan Fox wearing American Apparel. Maybe we should just start calling Friday humpday (if ya know what I mean).
Pics after the jump.
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Posted by Drew Grant
Nov 6th, 2009
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This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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Alec Baldwin, who says he wouldn’t rule out getting “cosmetic enhancements,” loves his own ass.
Speaking of Baldwin, rumor has it that his new 30 Rock love interest will be the amazing Julieanne Moore.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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Some people grow into their beauty. Some people lose their beauty as they age. According to this high-school photo, Jon Hamm was neither of these.
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Nov 6th, 2009
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Answer: Trick question! There is no reason why you should feel bad for these people.
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Nov 6th, 2009
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For all you fans of FX’s hit (only?) show, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, last night had a big payoff: Charlie Day and his Kitten Mittens. But there was another Easter eggs for fans who took to the Internet after the show: an infomercial...
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Posted by Drew Grant
Nov 6th, 2009
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Suzane Sommers can’t remember your face, but she does remember the great sex you had together.
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Nov 6th, 2009