
Michael Jackson has postponed his UK tour. [Us]
The worst part of visiting the home of a bachelor, or bachelors, is the sight and smell of pee splash. But one Japanese company may have found a way to eliminate it. [BuzzFeed]
A “poem” up for auction at Christie’s that was believed to be written by a teenage Bob Dylan, er Bobby Zimmerman, is actually a song written by Canadian country crooner Hank Snow. Oops. [Yahoo!]
Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed that the media is stressing out the surrogate mother of her twins with husband Matthew Broderick. And we can’t say we blame her. [PopCrunch]
Juliet may be dead on LOST. Or she may not be. And we won’t know until next year. One thing we do know? Elizabeth Mitchell, who plays Sawyer’s most recent love, has signed on with ABC for a remake of the 1980 miniseries V. She’ll play an FBI agent trying to protect her son from, uh, eating people. [AfterEllen]
If we owned this hammock, we would never, ever leave it. Ever. [Random Good Stuff]
“How Should Maintain a Healthy Vagina.” How should write headline. [New Design World]
Git yer free weiners here. [Kraft via The Inquisitr]
A-Rod and Kate Hudson? Really? Ugh. [People]
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I don’t think it gave away too much. We really have no idea what happened. For all we know everyone could be dead. Or not. You never know with that show.