A former mayor apparently had nothing better to do last weekend than wander around the great outdoors in the buff. Maybe he heard that fellow GOP’er Mark Sanford was doing the same thing along the Appalachian Trail…
Normally, we couldn’t care less about some ex-politician in Georgia, but then we saw the arrest report:
I OBSERVED A MALE SUBJECT, WHO EARLIER… I HAD IDENTIFIED AS MARK MUSSELWHITE… SITTING NUDE IN A CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIS CAMPER/HORSE TRAILER. I HAD SPOKEN WITH HIM EARLIER IN REFERENCE TO AN ATV HE HAD BEEN RIDING IN THE AREA. HE LOOKED AT US AND SAID HELLO. I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAID HE WAS JUST SITTING HERE AND ASKED IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM. I DID NOTICE HE WAS DRINKING AND APPEARED VERY INTOXICATED. I ASKED HIM WHY HE DID NOT HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON. HE SAID HE WAS HOT AND HAD BEEN IN THE CREEK. AT THAT POINT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE AND WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG. I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM.
