The results of Michael Jackson’s autopsy, if you can stomach them (pun not entirely intended) are, sad, scary and everything in between. [The Sun]
Meanwhile, editors at Universal Pictures are working to cut a scene from Bruno in which Sascha Baron Cohen interviews Latoya Jackson about her brother before the film’s release. [VideoGum]
Their mother, Karen Jackson, has been awarded temporary guardianship of Michael’s three children. [The Inquisitr]
Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman was diagnosed with prostate cancer earlier this year, though he’s just going public with the news. [Us]
The Internet may still be for porn, but Avenue Q is not long for Broadway. [The Awl]
Our old friend Sally Kern blames the recession on her old enemies: homosexuality, abortion, divorce and Amurrrica’s lack of Christian values. “If we take care of the morality, God will take care of the prosperity.” Heh. She also believes Obama has been pushing a homosexual agenda. Double ‘heh.’ [Right Wing Watch]
If you care anything about the terms of the Gosselin divorce, read this. [People]
Ah, good old English measurements. MJ weighed 8 stone! How tall was he? 12 sticks! How wide was he? A ha-barrel. How loud could he sing? 16 larks, one warbler!
Luke
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