Despite the whimsical title, this story is more like a 10-vehicle pile-up of depressing details. So, for your reading pleasure and/or dismay, let us count them.
1. First of all, an Oklahoma City woman pleaded no contest to prostitution charges after being paid for her services with a box of Frito-Lay snack chips.
2.” Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.” Keyboard Cat? We’re listening for you.
3. The john mentioned marital problems as his motivation to find a prostitute.
4. “Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.”
5. It wasn’t her first time being arrested for prostitution. She also faces charges for driving with a suspended license.
6. The john faced no charges because of something called “officer discretion.” WTF? Must be a persuasive guy. He already convinced your girl up there to accept chips instead of money.
If this fellow could only learn to better apply his gifts he should never be short of love or money.
steveowinlow
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Jun 30 09
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5:03 pm
The question, Emily, is on which side of the bargain?
thinkywritey
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Jul 01 09
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9:44 am
Emily Farris
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Apollo
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