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Chris Isaak Can’t Get a Date

chris isaak thumb Chris Isaak Cant Get a Date

“Wicked Game” crooner Chris Isaak’s high-school sweetheart died of cancer in 1999, and no one has matched up to her since.

“Hopefully I’ll meet somebody out there at the right time when I’ve slowed down from this career,” the 53-year-old told the Daily Express. Oh, those wiley musicians with their late-night, on-the-road lifestyles.

But that enigmatic statement doesn’t mean he’s not looking. See what he has to offer:

I’m willing to clean the lawns, wash the cars, I have a decent salary, I’ve saved my money, I live in a nice neighbourhood, I could provide. I’ll even shut up and listen in a conversation and I don’t watch sports!

Also, he’s a famous hunk. So what’s the problem? Ladies, commence cyber-stalking.

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If he can grow a beard I suggest we introduce him to Scanner Emily.

Apollo commented on Jul 02 09 at 5:07 pm

For all the hours I’ve spent listening to Chris Isaak’s music just to evoke some sensation in my near-dead soul, I deserve to at least MEET the man.

wundersmack commented on Jul 06 09 at 7:03 pm

I’m right here!! Come and get me Chris!!!

Colleen commented on Jul 16 09 at 11:09 am

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