Here’s how this promotion apparently works: Gene Simmons taunts you, via pantomime, from a urinal cake regarding the size of your family jewels. You then unleash a torrent of something that sounds much like the word Kiss but starts with a P, onto his smug face. You then, when later reminiscing about how you showed that God of Thunder, remember to watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Sundays at 9pm on A&E. Also, you owe Gene Simmons a royalty for each droplet that hit his face.
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Good old Gene Simmons. First he gives unsolicited, homophobic advice to a gay pop star, then he continues his own attention whoring.
Give it up, troll. When you look haggard even through your facepaint, it’s time to retire.
Luke
commented on
Jul 03 09
at
3:04 pm
Seems like he’s mocking phallus size, though. Doesn’t “family jewels” typical refer only to testicles?
Bejeweled
commented on
Jul 03 09
at
5:48 pm
I hate like hell to admit this, but I’ve seen his (nauseating AND dull) sex tape. He’s giving a pretty darn accurate measurement of himself here, trust me.
Julian
commented on
Jul 04 09
at
11:55 am
