
Like us, you might have a three-day weekend coming up. And, if you’re like us, you are going to make the most of it by having as much sex as humanly possible.
In your haste and hurry, please don’t forget these simple rules for when you’re between acts of carnal pleasure…

Via CoEd Magazine.
Tags: blogs, charts, coed magazine, funny, graphs, July 4th, prostitution, sex, sex acts, sex lives, stupid, weekendsBrian, what percentage would you put your chances of getting laid this weekend? Please calculate with and without the funny hipster hat you wear on your old profile picture.
Ha! Hipster hat… if you only knew why that picture was taken. (Oh, and it’s the only picture of me wearing a hat known to exist. I have a giant curly fro, so hats don’t work so well in the getting-laid department.) I’ll make sure to e-mail you the full details, including photos, on Monday.