Don’t miss this Nerve essay, written by a longtime sex researcher, on 10 unusual and amusing fetishes.
Republican Senator John Ensign’s handwritten letters to his mistress were revealed. Wonkette had this classic excerpt:
I have been specializing in staying focused on decisions and actions of the head for a long time now — and you have my heart. You have oh so many attributes that pulls it in this direction. Do you really comprehend how beautiful your smile is? Have you been told lately how warm your eyes are and how they softly glow with the special nature of your soul.
Some crazy woman claims her thirteen-year-old daughter had “no contact with any boys” during a vacation and that the girl is pregnant from the hotel swimming pool.
Hayden Panettiere was shocked by how much side boob appeared in her “nude” scene.
A Nevada court will allow “HOE” on a specialized license plate.
“Two naturist clubs in Arizona will host skinny-dipping swimmers trying for a Guiness world record Saturday,” according to this blog post.
And a British diplomat stationed in Russia stepped down after his sex tape was leaked to the internet. He was secretly filmed by Russian agents, or so the story goes, while having a three-way with local hookers. (We’re not sure why he resigned, since no one can prove they were prostitutes, he wasn’t married, and he is clearly being blackmailed. Whimp.)
