The big story in Germany this week: its sex industry is in big financial trouble. Yes, Germany– unlike pretty much every other country in the world– cares about its hookers, strippers, and right-wing politicians fluffers. It’s enough to bring tears to thine eyes, the heroism of the whole struggle for happiness…
Maison d’envie, a small brothel in Berlin, has come up with a rather unusual promotion for its clients: It has gone green. Customers who arrive on foot or by bicycle, or who can show their public transportation tickets are offered a $4.50 dollar discount off the usual $55 fee for 30 minutes.
“On average, about 10 percent of our customers a day ask for the eco-price service.”
“I like the idea because it’s good for business, it’s good for the environment and it saves the customers the hassle to find parking, which is always difficult here. I hope the discount will help boost business, which is really bad these days.”
Villa Bijou Bar, a small brothel in Dresden, saw its average number of guests sinking… so it came up with the idea to offer unemployed customers a 20% discount.
Nevada brothels inspired by this story are invited to send us e-mail coupons to scanner@nerve.com.
