
“For my next trick, I’m going to make this pumpkin disappear…into my vagina!”
“Duuude, I SO look like Nicole right now… right?”
“Seriously, is this the biggest apple you’ve ever seen or what?”
“Um, hi Daddy. I know you already bought me a tv show, and paid for me to get cast in movies and then paid for me to make an album, but what I *really* want is this pumpkin.”