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Jeremy Piven Narrowly Escapes a Case of the Man Boobs

pivengap21 Jeremy Piven Narrowly Escapes a Case of the Man Boobs
We all remember his bout of “mercury poisoning” last year, which forced him to drop-out last minute from the play Speed The Plow and swear off sushi forever. And now it looks as though crazy-pants Piven has been dealt another bad hand in the food department. (This time, however, William H. Macy will need to pitch-hit for him.) Apparently Piven has given up soy milk because he fears the high levels of estrogen will cause him to grow breasts.
Yes. That’s right: breasts. Says the man himself:
I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I’ve found out soya milk has estrogen for me to grow breasts; I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time.
So many issues here. “Soya” milk? He was “the guy”?  You’re actually blaming your recent weight gain in the upper chest on soy milk? What are you talking about, Piven! This certainly is a confusing time if you’re referring to yourself as “the guy that dabbled in soya milk.” Maybe the mercury hasn’t fully been flushed from his body, because last time I checked no one says “soya milk.” But hey - I wish you well, Piven. You dodged a bullet or two.
(But sorry, I still can’t get past the “soya” milk thing.)
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Soya milk is another name for soy milk. Google it before you mock it, otherwise you look like a douche.

Kevin commented on Nov 03 09 at 6:54 pm

too late… he looks like a douche…

also, it does have high levels of estrogen and it’s a valid concern if you’re predisposed to this…

It’s ok to hate him just to hate him, but seriously, just don’t say every little thing that comes to mind, ok?

Jeff commented on Nov 03 09 at 7:35 pm

First, I look forward to more snippets by this “Ri Kennedy” character.
The story could be stronger in it’s portrayal of Piven as a narcissistic douche but I think the basic ideas are there. I will also drop two scientific facts on you all. 1) There are phytoestrogens in soy which is not the same as the estrogen utilized in female estrus cycles. So no, there are not “high levels of estrogen” in soy but there are phytoestrogens. “Predisposed” is a term your doctor or some lame magazine primed you with. We all exposed to compounds that mimic estrogen but have the binding efficacy magnitudes lower than say estrodiol. They may, in some cases, have antagonistic effects by blocking more potent endogenous estrogens. However, it does seem that we are exposed to enough estrogen mimickers such as flame retardants, plasticizers and the like, that why risk increasing estrogen levels if you can just use whey…or eat meat like a fucking man. Secondly, “Soya” is one of the dumbest things any jackass could say to another. I don’t care if wikipedia, the encyclopedia, or an Asian field laborer told you it is ok to say “Soya”. It is soy. Both “soy” and “soya” are terrible interpretations of the word for soy in Chinese or Japanese so adding a vowel at the end is like putting a bow-tie on a pile of shit.

Ri-4-Life commented on Nov 09 09 at 3:28 pm

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