As we mentioned earlier this morning, the big celebrity news today is about Kate Hudson’s interview in Elle, in which she says she lost 20 pounds by giving up booze, which we found hard to believe since Kate Hudson has not been seen drinking bathtubs full of, well, bathtub gin. But this isn’t even the most bizarre part of her interview, which touched on her douchey boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and even Botox:

“Everyone’s so obsessed with who gets Botox, but it’s great! Are you kidding? The fact that women can avoid going under the knife and get a little Botox treat and not have to worry about it? I’m glad it’s there for me when it’s time.”

“‘I love my glass of wine. I love tequila. To be in New York for two weeks and not have one beverage, I’m not sure I’ve ever done that!”

“I sometimes feel like when you’re talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they’d be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food.”

“I love boys… but I believe they’re really simple. Every guy likes to say that they’re complicated, but they’re so easy to figure out. What did that Dr. Laura say? Something like, ‘All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.’ I thought that was really funny - and not entirely untrue.”

Those are the highlights, but Starpulse adds one more zinger:

The stunning actress is currently dating New York Yankees narcissist Alex Rodriguez, but admits she has never been outwitted intellectually by a man because they are so “simple”.

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