
Earlier today we saw Natalie Portman giggling like a schoolgirl over some dick jokes on Top Chef. But the actress has been busy: she’s also on the cover of December’s V magazine, looking hot and androgynous, but with longer hair than we’ve seen her sport in roles like V for Vendetta or The Darjeeling Limited. No big diff: we’d marry her with her hair down to her ass or bald and rocking the rockabilly look, but what do you guys think of Natalie’s new do?





Why must they keep dressing her like some fashion concept? Natalie looks best when she looks like the hip girl next door. Stop, this hurts my eyes and my heart.
Why is there an entire magazine about Natalie’s vagina? I’m so confused.