No one is expecting reality television to be the arbiter of high class (except for Kim Zolciak of course), but last week on Top Chef Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi couldn’t hold their shit together for five minutes while making penis jokes over the dinner table. Girls! Behave like ladies or no one gets dessert.
On the other hand, this just proves my theory that hanging out with Natalie Portman would be really fun. Just add Charlize Theron and you’d basically have a duo to rival even the raunchiest bachelor parties.
She is lovely. I’d choose Natalie over Padma in a Who Would You Rather.
Gary Larsen
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Nov 04 09
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3:11 pm
Ashley Judd would be another fun dinner companion. She seems to have a sense of humor (based on her boobie flash of the paparazzi a few years ago).
Geebee
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Nov 04 09
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6:11 pm
