I don’t get into fights when I’m in relationships, probably because whoever I’m seeing already knows that I’m always right, and so there’s really no point in trying to start an argument. It’s like challenging the sun to a staring contest - you won’t win, and chances are you’ll end up blind. (My preferred method is throwing fistfuls of artisanal whole-grain corn flower in their face, a bag of which I carry with me at all times.) But what about the people who do end up quarreling with a loved one over the minutiae of every-day life? Well, luckily for them, there’s the SpatSolver™:

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