Alec Baldwin, who says he wouldn’t rule out getting “cosmetic enhancements,” loves his own ass.
Speaking of Baldwin, rumor has it that his new 30 Rock love interest will be the amazing Julieanne Moore.
The Times of London is one of the few papers that didn’t really cover the massacre at Ft. Hood. Their top story is headlined: “Mandatory sex lessons for every 15-year-old,” which is subtitled “Opt-out on religious grounds is treated a truancy.”
Here’s another way to raise needed funds: sell your name on eBay.
The felony charges of burglary and conspiracy are still haunting Randy Quaid and his wife, who both posted $10,000 bond after bailing on four court dates.
These people are big fans of Lunchtime Link Love, too.
Stephen Colbert jokingly sabotaged Bob Woodruff’s interview with Bruce Springsteen at a benefit show by constantly flushing a loud toilet. We can’t way to see this YouTube video.
And Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband is believed to be shopping around a sexy tape that shows, among others things, “the star getting on the back of a motorcycle in a dress without underwear.”
