Answer: after she gives us one more present…
HIGHS:
Readers excitedly defended Prince of Persia, which kind of looks hilarious in an unintentionally-funny sort of way, now that James mentions it.
This local character would like you to share a bathtub with him. Strangely enough, it’s the most normal Craig’s List post we’ve seen all week.
Our Top 5 Sexiest BBC Stars list ballooned to a Top 15 when readers weighed in. Oh, but there are about 25 more we could add…
Reader JD was puzzled by our Fruit Bats Engage In More Foreplay Than Most Americans post, providing the comment of the week: “‘The animal isn’t even a mammal. It’s a bat…man.’ !!! What? Are you serious?”
Honestly, the Most Perfect Woman of the 1930s is kind of the most perfect woman of today.
If Consumer Reports needs any help, we can volunteer to test out condoms with some other hot volunteers.
And we know it’s probably not Jessica Alba’s naked ass in this clip, but we still want to see this creepy movie.
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LOWS:
Drew rounded up the worst of the celebrity Halloween costumes. As if we could fit all of them on one blog page…
Seriously, cell phone service providers, it is not cool that we’re seeing porn on our accounts.
Let’s hope this is the last we hear of Carrie Prejean… until that sex tape surfaces, of course.
While you’re leaving, Carrie, can you take this guy’s makeup with you?
Oddly, this supposedly real news story is the one everyone thought was fake, while the fake story we thought was real was fake. Phew.
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