Like a bottle of 100-proof vodka, there are some things that are difficult to handle in seven minutes. Turns out, the last decade of your life is on that list.
Oof. What a wonderful way to kick off a century, right? It’s a bad sign when the bright spots of the decade include “Aretha Franklin wears big hat” and “YouTube!” It might not be January 1 yet, so this could be counting my awful chickens before they hatch and then kill me, but hopefully we won’t have anything much to add to that video once we get through the next month and a half.
