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Megan Fox Jazzercise

Last week’s New York Times Magazine featured a photo shoot with Megan Fox, because the Times officially comes three months later to pop-culture icons than the rest of us. So while Fox wasn’t promoting Jennifer’s Body or anything, she...
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Video: Brazil Drag Show Ends With A Bang

Poor Miss Gay Brazil. The competition over there looks cattier than 20 half-starved girls living under the crazy eye of Tyra. On the other hand, there was definitely that Logo show awhile back that was specifically about competing drag queens, and can...
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Mariah Gets Her Paper Butterflies, But Not Her Kittens

As we mentioned yesterday, Mariah Carey demanded that a shopping center in Wessex, England be turned into the diary of a twelve-year-old girl if she was going to attend the grand openning, asking for a rain of confetti butterflies, snow white kittens,...
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The Twits Have Some First-Date Advice For You…

The sex fiends of Twitter are back with more incoherent 140-character pieces of advice you didn’t want in the first place. Today, it’s what not to say on a first date, the abbreviation of which, #nottosayonfirstdate, should give you a clue...
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Can We Talk About the Trailer for Bitch Slap?

Yes, that’s a real movie, though much in the way that Velveeta is “real” cheese. And there is truly no more appropriate comparison. I think this deserves our attention:
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While You Were Sleeping: Cosmo Stands Up For Abortion

J.B. Smoove weighed in on the Seinfeld reunion on this season’s Curb Your Enthusiasm and sheds some light on what’s been left out and what might have been. “Genital herpes comes and goes–at least that’s what it looks like...
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W Turned Demi Moore Into A Zombie

When Demi Moore’s cover of W came out a short time ago, there were a few things that were obvious to everyone with eyes, and at least 30-40% of those without: first of all, horror. Second of all, one of the most blatant and off-putting Photoshopping...
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Video: “I Will Make You (Sex With Me)”

Joshua Danger, taking a page from the Tim and Eric book of making disturbing music videos, presents us with this little gem entitled “I Will Make You (Sex With Me),” in which a creepy stalker kills some cops, dresses himself in their outfits,...
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Bisexual C-Lister Is Naked, Angry

Tila Tequila went absolutely balls-out crazy late last night on her vlog on UStream, which has almost 5,000 fans and is obviously the best place to get wasted, rant about your abusive ex, and proceed to take your clothes off. Just a day in the life of...
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Just When You Started to Think Mariah Carey Was A Rational Person, She Demands a Rain of Paper Butterflies

I’ve been reading a lot of nice things about Mariah Carey: she apparently did a great job in Precious, playing a kind-hearted social worker who helps a troubled girl. On the set, she was rumored to be mellow, down-to-earth, and easy to work with...
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90210 Officially Classier Than The Hills

Here’s a little refresher course on our pop cultural ouroboros of rich white Californians: first there was 90210 in the ’90s, which was the first of many shows about the over-privileged and their petty problems and spawned a spin-off called...
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Keeley Hazell Stars In First Totally-NSFW PETA Ad

PETA’s noble “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign took an unexpected detour into Boobville this week, thanks to Keeley Hazell, who has never actually been seen wearing clothes.
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