Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday we were making fun of naughty nurses and sexy kittens? Well, it’s again time to start thinking about how to be relevant and sexy on October 31. Here’s what we suspect you’ll be seeing a lot...

Highs: We got all sappy over kissing robots. We watched the Muppets do Beatles covers. We figured out how we’ll keep super-duper warm this winter. Scanner Brian found his new girlfriend. We learned that if we get fired there is still work out there...

Miley Cyrus talked about her “mistakes” on today’s Today show (where she also performed that pole dancing song). [MTV] Do you want to smell like Kim Kardashian? If so, you’ll be super excited about her new fragrance. [People] What...

Are you always hungry when you sit down to eat? No? Then you’re not eating “normally.” [NYT] Have we told you about Shit My Dad Says on Twitter yet? Too bad, we need to tell you again. [@ShitMyDadSays] Author Dominic Dunne died of cancer...

Here’s another one of those virginity charts, broken down by college major. [Inquisitr] Wikipedia will soon change the way you are able to edit entries about living people. [New York Times] Don’t have a boyfriend? Want one? Try the boyfriend...

TIME Magazine recently put out a list of what the editors consider the 50 best websites of 2009. While we’re a little disappointed Nerve isn’t on it, it’s a pretty decent list—especially because it includes a site called Get High...

We are on the edge of our seats waiting for the Bollywood tribute to Michael Jackson. Seriously. [Yahoo!] Nora, the “real” keyboard cat, who doesn’t really “play” the piano (she’s about as good as we are) was on the...

You can file this one under “someone who has too much time on his or her hands.” Someone with too much time on his or her hands compiled a list of every single word Don Draper uttered in the first season of Mad Men. [Unlikely Words] Oooh!...

Hey, guess what? Exercise won’t make you skinny. But we could have told you that. [TIME] Have friends who text while they drive? Send them this super-depressing PSA. [YouTube] Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend David Bugliari on Saturday in New...

The McDonald’s what burger? [AdRants] Amber Rose, Kanye West’s girlfriend, is proud to be called a “bisexual freak stripper.” Good for her. [The Inquisitr] Jon Gosselin is becoming douchier by the day. And if you’re lucky...

Guitar legend Les Paul is dead at 94. He apparently died of complications from pneumonia. [USA Today] Kourtney Kardashian, 30-year-old sister of Kim, is preggers. She announced on the Today show that Scott Disick, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, is...

Vince Vaughn, Matthew Broderick and Ben Stein were among the mourners at filmmaker John Hughes’ funeral in a Chicago suburb yesterday. [Us] Daily Beast editor Tina Brown weighs in on why Hillary Clinton lashed out out earlier this week. [The Daily...