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Jane Fonda Says Her Sex Life Is Better Than Ever… At Age 71

Jane Fonda is one of the few actresses from the Golden Age who we can still look back at and drool. (There are maybe three or four, and Marilyn Monroe and Rita Hayworth are two of them.) Of course, it doesn’t hurt that she looks smashing for a...
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Eva Mendes Joins The Nipple Slip Club

Eva Mendes, easily one of the sexiest celebrities alive, was at the premiere of the new Nicholas Cage-led Werner Herzog film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which has nothing to do with the Bad Lieutenant that stars Harvey Keitel’s penis.
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While You Were Sleeping: Another TV Scandal

It turns out that David Bowie’s weird eye is the result of him getting punched for stealing someone else’s love interest… at the age of 14. CNN asks the generation’s most complicated question: should you choose relationships or...
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While You Were Sleeping: Long-Distance Dating

It turns out that Craig’s List is not going to be held responsible for those ridiculous prostitution cases. Cleveland, we’re sorry for making fun of you the other day. Some city had to be the brunt of that joke, and we unwisely chose you....
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Lunchtime Link Love: Cross-Dressing in High School

Can you imagine what would happen if we had this law and applied it to reality TV? “A Saudi court has sentenced a man to five years in jail and 1,000 lashes for boasting about his sexual exploits on television, in a case that has divided public...
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Eva Longoria Has A Nipple Slip… During A Photo Shoot

Eva Longoria posed for a pictorial in this month’s Citizen K, which is a magazine you’ve never heard of. Judging by the full spread, it seems Miss Longoria(-Parker) forgot to put the no-nudity clause in her contract with the monthly rag…
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NY Daily News Calls Mary-Louise Parker a Cougar

Okay, this whole cougar thing has gone too far. Mary-Louise Parker, though 45, is still a hot, not old actress (while we’re at it, so is Courtney Cox). But because she’s dating a man ten years her junior, the folks at the NY Daily News have...
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Strange But Hot New Couple: Jason Segel and Chloë Sevigny

Big Love actress Chloë Sevigny and How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel are apparently Hollywood’s hottest new item. The two were spotted sipping champagne, smoking, and smooching at an Emmy party. And then they left together. Arm in arm.
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Vampire Diaries Actresses Arrested For Flashing People

Why are these four women smiling in their mugshots? Because the CW will certainly bail them out any minute… oh, and they know they’re about to be household names because of their very arrests…
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Milla Jovovich Celebrates Her Marriage By Posing Completely Naked

Milla Jovovich, the model and Resident Evil actress, got married in August to her director, Paul W.S. Anderson (not to be confused with Paul Thomas Anderson.) Perhaps she’s giving out these photos as her own wedding present to us all…
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While You Were Sleeping: Escort Robbery

A 20-year-old man somehow launched his car into the air and through the second story of a Long Island home– by accident. This reporter may have found the sexiest woman in the British Army– Corporal Katrina, a 22-year-old underwear model who...
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Crush of the Week: Madeline Kahn

Madeline Kahn, one of the funniest actors of all-time, died in 1999 after a battle with ovarian cancer, a fact that escapes most members of the general public. Even though she starred in some of the biggest box office hits of the 1970s (and of all-time)...
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