Sorry, did I say, “Whoever wins, we lose”? I meant, “God, Miracle Whip is fucking annoying.”

I really have to say, I am not on board with this trend. I noticed - probably out of sheer proximity on AdFreak yesterday - that there are quite a few food/beverage companies using hardcore sex to sell their wares. …Yum?

No, not this one. The real ad is vaguely NSFW (in a breasts/horror kind of way) and is hiding after the jump.

American Apparel wasn’t the first company to feature naked people selling clothes, but it’s the most consistent. Two other companies have ramped it up a notch, now that they’ve realized AA is taking over the market… Thanks to...

It’s always nice when a commercial looks like something that took more than a bag of uppers, a copy of Maxim and a blender to come up with. So this South African ad for…something that doesn’t matter is a fun little treat that imagines...

The cotton clothes. The sexy pose. The crowded Helvetica font. The minimalism. At first glance one might think this ad was for American Apparel, but upon closer examination (not only of the not-skinny jeans) we learn it’s just a Gap ad, pretty...

As part of its fembot-based ad campaign, Svedka Vodka (along with the Barbarian Group) has created the Svedka Bot Builder which lets you transform your business casual self into a night club-ready fembot. You can decide how you want your body to look...

We can’t emphasize this enough: even though there’s nothing actually pornographic in this video, it’s one of the most suggestive internet videos ever and features, well, a geyser of an ejaculation, even if no real sperm is shown. Is...

Here’s how this promotion apparently works: Gene Simmons taunts you, via pantomime, from a urinal cake regarding the size of your family jewels. You then unleash a torrent of something that sounds much like the word Kiss but starts with a P, onto...

As airlines scramble for business in a troubled economy, Air New Zealand is opting for two tactics that work to bring in customers, at least on the interwebs: nudity and dating. The voiceover for their racy new commercial, featuring over 90 nude crew...