In four separate video clips, Miss Universe Japan and a boyfriend have sex, anal sex, oral sex, and some ol’ fashioned 69. In one scene, Miss Universe of Trinidad and Tobago joins in for some lesbian makeout action and then a round of anal. Really,...

There’s a whole story here but we don’t really need to read anything other than “accidental anal sex.” [True/Slant] Now here’s a Michael Jackson tribute we can get behind: New York City Councilwoman Letitia James wants to...

Don’t ask us why we love these stories of vicars putting potatoes up their butts or dudes pouring wet cement into each others’ cracks, all of whom end with great quotes from the “victims,” usually along the lines of: “I...

Penthouse turned 40 and celebrated with a Gemma Massey cover. [Sexaminer] Kim Cattrall has split with her long-time and not-so-long-in-the-tooth beau, Alan Wyse. [Us] In Australia butchers are the happiest workers, and they’re having the most sex....

Barbara Walters gave her review of Bruno on The View today, and it would be the understatement of the year to say she didn’t like it.

We’ve brought you some hilarious stories of hospitalizations involving people who put weird objects up their buttholes and can’t get them out. None of those can really compare to this rundown from Anorak…

Some Sprint customer service calls are getting rerouted to a phone sex line. A judge upheld Ohio’s “no touching” strip club law. Older men can give you AIDS! And babies! How predictable: every time there’s a new Republican scandal,...

Remember when you were a kid and had no money to buy things so you’d make your parents coupon books? Well, now you’re probably poor and thinking of doing the same for your significant other. Just, um, watch this UCB video before you do.

Presented, without comment: your drunk texts from last weekend, with area codes: (714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles,...

This sex scandal story from South Africa Southern Africa is so crazy, we’re not even sure what the hell happened. First off, it takes place at a high school… but the students apparently live in a hostel. (Huh? Are we missing something or...

In Canada, a group of women accused a cab driver of rape, were caught in their lie thanks to a hidden camera, and have not been charged with any crime whatsoever. Chippendale’s is suing a bunch of phony Chippendale’s dancers. Nurses at one...