Sorry, Scott Brown! You’ve been out-hottied by Arizona Rep. Jeff Flake, whose pictures from a recent Robinson-Crusoe-esque vacation to the Marshall Islands were featured in the Washington Post, revealing a shockingly good body.

Barack Obama on Letterman last night: “I was actually black before the election.” Scientists have discovered that people are more likely to survive traumatic brain injuries if they have alcohol pumping through their veins.

Yet another reason to despise that awful show: a former American Idol contestant comes off more convincing than bitter in an interview where he said that the show is rigged and almost entirely scripted by a team of writers, confirming earlier rumors...

Don’t miss this Nerve essay, written by a longtime sex researcher, on 10 unusual and amusing fetishes. Republican Senator John Ensign’s handwritten letters to his mistress were revealed. Wonkette had this classic excerpt:

Two guys in Indiana claim Monday is National Man Day. At least Evan Rachel Wood realizes dating Marilyn Manson was a terrible idea. Remember the dance craze video we shared last week? It’s become such a cultural phenomenon, business people are...

An Arizona man has been arrested and charged with sexual assault and kidnapping after a video of the man raping an unconscious woman appeared online.

This really ain’t Michigan’s week, is it? First, some dumbass ex-Mayor was arrested for having an extramarital affair in the middle of the street. Then, we made a mean joke about the Detroit Free Press and it’s sex advice column, complete...