All you John Mayer haters are going to love this bizarro story from New York Magazine. The “world-renowned blues singer” really did not want to be interrupted getting his drink on the other night…

It is no secret that I, Scanner Emily, like hairy men with bellies. This fact has been stated here time and time and again. But what if I told you I also love the natural scent of man? And that Justin Timberlake agrees with me?

Some men just look better with beards. Here are five of them.

Sometimes we hear a band that’s been all talked up by our hipster friends and upon hearing it think to ourselves WTF?! Every once in a while we come around, but we have to agree that this indie band flow chart is a pretty good barometer for popularity....

I often joke that I’m ahead of the Times—the New York Times, that is. I’ve had a thing for bearded boys with bellies since, well, probably when I was born. While my love for beards was validated a few years ago, it is only now that the NYT...

While watching Conan last night we started to crush on Jonah Hill a little. (We even Twittered about it.) And after watching this clip you, too, will have to admit there’s something just so damn likable about him.

Dorky technology attached to his person and all. But we have to admit: our dad (when he has one) sports a much better beard.

How do topics (hash tagged or otherwise) become trends on Twitter? Is it all people just doing Tila Tequila’s She Who Shall Not Be Named On Scanner’s bidding? Whatever the reason, last night, #turnon was the #1 trending topic on Twitter....

It’s always sad to lose a bearded man. Luckily, we had a banana stand and fireworks to comfort us during this short, yet difficult, week.

In the wake of the untimely deaths of both Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett (and the more timely death of Ed McMahon) TV pitchman Billy Mays, who was found dead by his wife over the weekend, may not get the attention he deserves.

What image are you trying to convey with that goatee or chin strap? Who cares? We say it makes us not want to sleep with you while fully admitting that that, yes, our “unkempt hipster vagina” is totally wet for your full beard.

We’re going to miss the Air Sex World Championships when they pass through Kansas City later this month, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give its host a little love here on Scanner.