TMZ did a righteous thing this morning and posted an image of infomercial king’s headstone, which is apparently the best headstone in the entire world. And then they did a bunch of shitty things, to even it out. Because you know, they are the worst.

It’s always sad to lose a bearded man. Luckily, we had a banana stand and fireworks to comfort us during this short, yet difficult, week.

In the wake of the untimely deaths of both Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett (and the more timely death of Ed McMahon) TV pitchman Billy Mays, who was found dead by his wife over the weekend, may not get the attention he deserves.