“Lesbians like sushi and bisexuals like hot dogs and sushi.” And so it begins, the “best of Craigslist” lesbians vs. bisexuals breakdown. Are you an intelligent person with a large vocabulary who has yet to whip someone’s...

We’re taking the day off tomorrow because we’re both awesome and lazy, so we decided to cram “This Week In Gayness” and “This Week In Sex” into on big, orgasmic, orgiastic post. And it kind of works… First, we...

The bottle of pills Elvis was prescribed the day before his death can now be purchased at auction. Jessica Simpson is returning to reality TV with a new show called… oh. I see you already stopped reading. This woman thought it was acceptable to...

Lady Gaga—whose music we admit we’ve never heard and who we only know as that girl with the crazy outfits—revealed in the latest Rolling Stone that she’s attracted to women, as well as men. Being of the mindset that everyone’s a...

It didn’t come from us, but she who cannot be named is definitely knocked up, despite the fact that her entire reality show is based on the premise that she’s just not that into you (guys). We’d tell you who, but her lawyers might come...

It’s that time of the year again, apparently: publicists have bribed, starlets have stripped, dudes have drooled, and Maxim men have spoken: the 100 sexiest women of the year, as voted by guys who equate skankiness with sex appeal, are here for...