It’s not every week that two major celebrity sex tapes leak… even if both of them turn out to be not as scandalous as we first thought…

Yes, that’s a real movie, though much in the way that Velveeta is “real” cheese. And there is truly no more appropriate comparison. I think this deserves our attention:

PETA’s noble “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign took an unexpected detour into Boobville this week, thanks to Keeley Hazell, who has never actually been seen wearing clothes.

Ah, yes… we’ve been waiting for this one. After weeks of anticipation (and total boredom, thanks to the complete lack of naked celebrities lately), Joanna Krupa’s new Playboy shoot has finally hit the world wide internets.

This is the week we got revenge. On Twilight… on Chris Brown… and, best of all, Carrie Prejean. Therefore, we’ve had a glorious good time… here’s what you missed: . HIGHS: The week started out on a high note, thanks to Saturday...

Why in the hell does someone like Lorenzo Lamas have a television show? If Lorenzo Lamas gets a television show, shouldn’t a boll weevil get a television show? Both are equally interesting creatures. Of course, boll weevils aren’t often seen...

While they’re already had their share of NSFW ads in other countries, this seems to be the first time that this particular body part has been exposed in an ad for the US.

“A Brazilian woman whose short, pink dress caused a near riot at a private college and led to her expulsion will be allowed to return to class.” Poor Jessica Biel. She could have pretty much any guy on earth, but she ends up falling for Justin...

One Missouri mother is suing Wal-Mart because she bought a “new” camera from the store and found nude self-portraits on the memory card. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown says he is shy and not sexy, but he does need to work on improving...

We all remember his bout of “mercury poisoning” last year, which forced him to drop-out last minute from the play Speed The Plow and swear off sushi forever. And now it looks as though crazy-pants Piven has been dealt another bad hand in...

This would be some Siddhartha-level do-gooding right there. You might scoff, but hear me out. So, Miss (Ms.?) Tequila is auctioning off a plaster cast of her boobs to raise money for breast cancer research. According to the New York Post, everyone’s...

A New Zealand mayor who called poor people “appalling” has followed up his controversial remarks by suggesting we pay society’s underclass 10,000 bucks apiece to be voluntarily sterilized. He hopes this will lead to fewer “dead”...