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Lunchtime Link Love: Carrie Fisher Was Hot

Ted Haggard’s starting up his church again, whether he admits it or not, with a party at his place on the 12th. Dude, you bring the blow, I’ll bring the hookers. Rihanna told Diane Sawyer she’s embarrassed about going back to Chris...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Dorm Room Love

Carrie Prejean, Michelle Bachmann, and Ann Coulter headline the 2010 Conservative Women’s Calendar, onsale now and free for students. For your daily bit of juvenile humor, we present this drawing of a penis on a football pitch and this fail of...
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While You Were Sleeping: Mark Sanford’s Downfall

A Nigerian couple got into a heap of trouble for getting it on on a church altar. It’s worth repeating: the right-wing attacks on healthcare reform are bullshit: “Turning America socialist apparently wasn’t enough for him — now...
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Video: Dancing Down the Aisle

If you’re going to walk down the aisle, please do it in style like these young lovers—along with their entire wedding party—did. But may we suggest maybe changing up the music to some Al Green or Barry White?
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While You Were Sleeping: The Pope Loves Harry Potter

Barack Obama didn’t do as bad a job throwing out the first pitch of last night’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game as most people had predicted. This guy got breast implants… for his tattoo. (Warning: contains gross photo involving...
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Jimmy Carter Gives a Big ‘Eff You’ to the Baptist Church, for Equality’s Sake

After sixty years of membership, former president Jimmy Carter is severing his ties with the Baptist Church, and he’s doing it for women! He believes that those who pick and choose from the Bible to justify their treatment of any group of people–as...
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Sloppy Seconds: Christina Milian Topless For Vibe

Apple banned the Beauty Meter iPhone application after it was discovered a 15-year-old girl posted a nude photo of herself. More leaked Sarah Palin e-mails prove she lied about… well, everything that she hadn’t already been accused of lying...
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Catholics Freak Out Over Priest-Nun Sex Ad

This shocking ad features a nun and a priest almost– almost!– kind of/sort of making out because the priest’s ice cream is so sexually arousing, it causes everyone around him to forget their lifelong commitment to pretending to be sans...
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The 40-Year-Old Virgin Archetype

What kinds of people are most likely to end up 40-year-old virgins? According to a new study by a urologist at the University of California, it’s that guy at church who drinks soda when he goes out to dinner. And a few other folks.
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Abortion Doctor Killed in Kansas

Dr. George Tiller, one of the few medical professionals in the nation who dared to perform late-term abortions was shot and killed while ushering in his Witchita, KS church yesterday morning.
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Priest Pretty Much Denies Mel Gibson a Church Wedding

Devout Christian Mel Gibson hasn’t gotten around to finalizing his divorce with first wife Robyn. But can you blame him? He’s been too busy knocking up his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. One would think, being such a good Christian...
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