Is Avril Lavigne rebounding from her divorce by dating Wilmer Valderrama? Ha ha– the bigots who drafted the constitutional amendment in Texas banning gay marriage may have accidentally banned marriage entirely. As you would imagine, not one Christian...

Jessica Biel + Jennifer Garner = blandly hot lesbian hookup? What happens when you move in with your boyfriend and then realize, almost right away, that it was a terrible, terrible idea?

Have you ever heard of transient global amnesia? It’s not the kind of amnesia where you end up trotting the globe, forgetting your name or where you came from; rather, it’s the kind where you don’t remember recent events. CNN explains:

It turns out that David Bowie’s weird eye is the result of him getting punched for stealing someone else’s love interest… at the age of 14. CNN asks the generation’s most complicated question: should you choose relationships or...

Just the kind of dumb, entertaining roundup you needed to get through the rest of the day: the Top 10 Videos Of Kids Stealing Cars. Google explains the collapse of Gmail on Tuesday. The homeless woman who interned for Elle at $150 per 24 hours of work...

Moon Bloodgood’s topless scene from Terminator: Salvation is on the DVD release. You’re welcome. BuzzFeed rounded up the world’s most adorable (or creepiest) condoms.

You’ve heard about the hand modeling profession, of course, and probably thought to yourself: “My hands are just as nice as theirs, and they probably get paid twice what I make.” You were wrong about the “twice” part…

CNN says having a baby is exactly like that Norah Ephron quote: “When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was.” But CNN reminds us that from destruction...

Jenna Jameson is celebrating the birth of her twins with… what else… a spread in Playboy. Watch this CNN anchor own (I believe it’s called “pwn” these days) this schlub/spokesman for the Iranian regime. CNN is finally learning...

There’s two schools of thought: if you suspect he’s cheating on your friend, you tell her… or you don’t want to be the bearer of bad news and keep your suspicions to yourself. One Frisky/CNN writer agrees with our position: you...

Kelis gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday. She named him Knight. Apparently Nas, Kelis’ ex and Knight’s father, was not allowed to be present during the delivery. [NME] Millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger is engaged to be married to her boyfriend,...

I was among the saddened and dismayed folks who grew up in the Thriller era adoring Michael Jackson. But all of our stories are the same: “I had the Thriller album.” “I made up dances to Thriller.” “I had the Thriller record...