Oh, please God, let this e-mail exchange between two “gentlemen” college students turn out to be real. We have no idea who Sofia Vergara, but she is apparently an overnight celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Well, one reason– seen...

Did anyone else see last night’s really unfunny episode of The Simpsons? We only tuned in because we thought it was going to be all about that recent Marge-Playboy cover, but it never mentioned that spread. Some famous person named Stephanie Pratt...

Last night’s season premiere of the Desperate Housewives of Greedytrash, California featured a long segment about star Gretchen Rossi’s nude photo scandal, which continues to threaten to keep this show on the air. Rossi’s fellow backstabbers...

No really, there’s a new album from the Jackson 5. And the first single, “That’s How Love Is,” goes on sale today, exclusively at iTunes. The single is the first to be released from “I Want You Back,” a collection...

Some people think Tucker Max’s movie is bombing at the box office– what do you think, based on these numbers? Of all the various headlines of the weekend, there’s only one that still stands out in our mind: Only Known Video of Anne...

By now, most of you have heard that Patrick Swayze has passed away at the age of 57. Let’s hope he finds that great wave in the sky. Another twist in the Brian Jones murder/drowning case or just more conspiracy theorizing?

One of our favorite writers, Jim Carroll, is dead at the age of 60. Carroll, who wrote the autobiographical classic The Basketball Diaries at a very young age, suffered a heart attack in his Manhattan apartment, according to police.  Musician John Vanderslice...

Hey, you guys! The Telegraph is reporting that Home Alone star and close personal friend of the late Michael Jackson, Maccaulay Culkin, is the biological father/sperm donor of Jackson’s 7-year-old son, Blanket (whose real name is Prince Michael...

The pundits and attack dogs are doing all they can to smear Ted Kennedy in the wake of his death last week from brain cancer. And, of course, the man’s record is not exactly spotless…

Madeline Kahn, one of the funniest actors of all-time, died in 1999 after a battle with ovarian cancer, a fact that escapes most members of the general public. Even though she starred in some of the biggest box office hits of the 1970s (and of all-time)...

Are you always hungry when you sit down to eat? No? Then you’re not eating “normally.” [NYT] Have we told you about Shit My Dad Says on Twitter yet? Too bad, we need to tell you again. [@ShitMyDadSays] Author Dominic Dunne died of cancer...

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park houses the remains of the talented, beloved Marilyn Monroe. And for four million dollars, you could’ve been her eternal bunkmate…