And just when you thought Michael Jackson couldn’t be exploited from the grave anymore…

Here’s the weirdest idea for a Top 5 we’ve seen in a long time: Reasons Edward James Olmos Should Run For President in 2012. We’re not going to say anything about this video other than that you should watch it– you’ll be...

Sad news, readers: wrestling coach, former Mario Brother, and pretend-Cyndi-Lauper father Captain Lou Albano died today at the age of seventy-six. He’s probably best known for his appearance in videos like the one below (”Girls Just Want...

No, it hasn’t happened yet, but according to FOX News Michael Jackson’s personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, will be charged with manslaughter.

Highs: We celebrated World Orgasm Day. Okay, we haven’t yet, but we will. Scanner Brian found his new favorite event. This almost made us laugh. Christina Hendricks. Lows: We lost one of the most important filmmakers of our generation. We remembered...

Writer/Director John Hughes, perhaps best known for directing the Brat Pack in such films as The Breakfast Club died today of a heart attack. He was 59.

Before his death last year, Heath Ledger signed on to direct a video for Modest Mouse’s “King Rat.” Though he died before the video was complete, he did direct some of it, and his associates at The Masses finished it. And it’s...

Kelis gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday. She named him Knight. Apparently Nas, Kelis’ ex and Knight’s father, was not allowed to be present during the delivery. [NME] Millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger is engaged to be married to her boyfriend,...

Italy’s prime minister Silvio Berlusconi said today that he was “not a saint” in response to sex scandal allegations. [Yahoo!] In the wake of Michael Jackson’s death Jamie Lee Curtis has gone public with news about her own addiction...

Just when we thought we were getting thinner, the media has to go and remind us that clothes are actually just getting bigger. [CNN] Jim Carrey is going to be a grandfather. [Yahoo] In case you’ve forgotten, Mel Gibson is not only an adulterous...

It’s always sad to lose a bearded man. Luckily, we had a banana stand and fireworks to comfort us during this short, yet difficult, week.

If this story doesn’t leave you choking up, perhaps nothing will… A mother tries desperately to obtain a wheelchair so her terminally-ill ten-year-old daughter can attend a showing of the film “Up.” The wheelchair never arrives...