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Sarah Palin claims to have been “shocked” that her daughter Bristol had become sexually active. Remember, whatever this woman says, the opposite is the truth.
Looking for another reason to fear for Suri Cruise’s life? Here’s a...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 17th, 2009
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As a member of the New York City-based sexy-dance group The Dazzle Dancers, Cary Curran (who goes by Cherry Dazzle onstage) would be lying to her public if her Facebook pictures were tame. Certainly she couldn’t get away with just a bunch of headshots,...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 5th, 2009
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Check out shots from the new Facebook movie– did you know Jesse Eisenberg is in it and David Fincher is directing? That’s going to be a strange combo.
We wish this was a fake story about a woman who had her vagina fall out… but it’s...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 5th, 2009
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Mel Gibson is celebrating the birth of his eighth child, this one via his mistress.
Ever wonder where we weirdo humans got the idea to kiss? Some scientists think we started doing it to build our immunity to a virus that caused miscarriages.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 2nd, 2009
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5 Things To Leave Out of Your Wedding Toast. #6: “I know you’re truly in love, Heidi and Spencer.”
An AOL website for teens has named Miley Cyrus the year’s worst celebrity influence. Even more bad news for Miley: she beat out...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 29th, 2009
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Here’s the Balloon Boy-Fresh Prince Facebook status update you never saw coming. Meanwhile, the boy’s parents may be facing criminal charges in the alleged “hoax.”
In a bizarre career move, Sarah Palin appears to have joined LinkedIn....
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 19th, 2009
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What do 36% of young people do after having sex? They write a status update, of course.
The sex headline of the week is unfortunately for a story that we take very seriously: “Woman had 15 abortions over 17 years, describes herself as an ‘abortion...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 16th, 2009
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You’ve been waiting a long time for it, so without further ado: alternative lesbian Barbie art.
We always knew burritos were probably bad for us, but we never expected to hear of them being responsible for an assault.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 15th, 2009
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Here’s a cool map that charts 50 years of human space exploration. I say “human” because we’re not sure how much territory Marvin the Martian has covered.
The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the infamous sex-slave-website case,...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 14th, 2009
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Sometimes, a hook-up goes really well and you want to write her a song to go along with the experience. Well, lets just hope it doesn’t go like this.
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Posted by Nick McGlynn
Oct 13th, 2009
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After years of watching people throw fits for no reason other than they didn’t want to be dumped and trying every method known to humankind to avoid bad scenes/feelings, we’re pretty sure there’s no “correct” approach to...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 6th, 2009
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Whenever I plan to meet a guy from a dating site, I use an email address that doesn’t give away my last name and I refuse to chat or share social networking profiles before the first date. I don’t want to be Googled and I certainly don’t...
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Posted by Emily Farris
Sep 23rd, 2009