And not only because she starred in Eyes Wide Shut/was married to space-alien Tom Cruise. I think.

Apparently Meatloaf will do anything for cash. This is like a double-whammy sell out, kids. [VideoGum] Have you made your way to the newest new online news source The Faster Times yet? [Faster Times] The Pope: he’s just like us! No, he’s...

Don’t miss this Nerve essay, written by a longtime sex researcher, on 10 unusual and amusing fetishes. Republican Senator John Ensign’s handwritten letters to his mistress were revealed. Wonkette had this classic excerpt:

You may think that a guy who loves to “sit and ride on shoulders and carry girls and guys on shoulders” and then post video proof to YouTube is strange. But we all know that rubbing your girl or boy parts on anyone’s any parts is...